Al. (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} hugmybrain) wrote,@ 2009-01-30 03:40:00 |
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| Entry tags: | for you: picspammy, tv: pretty fucking ninja |
Can you imagine what the doctors would make of Ray Person?
Favorite Character? Cpl. Josh Ray Person.
Played By: James Ransone.
Played By: James Ransone.
BRAD (obviously talking about Ray) Need I remind you that he is the best damn R.T.O. in the business? As long as you keep him away from your uglier daughters and your smaller livestock. I dont want to write why I love this bitch, just watch the goddamn show and you'll get it.
NOTES: (it's like I just won the oscars or something)
- this is dedicated to my super bossy sister 7e9a, the bestest person in the world noor, her picspam inspired me to finish mine. My beautiful wife ulle, for fangirling about ray (and brad) with me, And Ruby for converting ulle into gkillism.
- My picspam does not do these two justice so just watch the damn show, you won't regret it.
- if you could, please ignore episodes one and two, I know they're fugly, my sister wasn't there to make sure I don't over saturate the caps.
- Also check out these amazing picspams.
NOTES: (it's like I just won the oscars or something)
- this is dedicated to my super bossy sister 7e9a, the bestest person in the world noor, her picspam inspired me to finish mine. My beautiful wife ulle, for fangirling about ray (and brad) with me, And Ruby for converting ulle into gkillism.
- My picspam does not do these two justice so just watch the damn show, you won't regret it.
- if you could, please ignore episodes one and two, I know they're fugly, my sister wasn't there to make sure I don't over saturate the caps.
- Also check out these amazing picspams.
01. Get Some; Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Trombley, if you keep talking to your weapon like it's trim, everybody's gonna know you're a total psycho.  hitler dude: Ray, did you get the word, man? J. Lo's dead. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Bullshit! hitler dude: Yeah, I got the word from a Captain in G2. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Brad, Did you hear about J. Lo? Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Get over here, Ray. Need my R.T.O. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Did Conway tell you that? hitler dude: Yeah. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Yeah, well, he's full of shit.   Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Lieutenant, have you gotten any word? Lt. Nathaniel Fick: I only get what's passed down to me from Godfather and the only word he gets is from the BBC. If we're lucky, Saddam will back down, let the inspectors in and we can go home. The important thing is, we are doing our jobs by being here. All of you should be proud. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Sir, that's not the word I was asking about. We wanted to know if you knew anything about J. Lo being killed. Lt. Nathaniel Fick: Ray, the Battalion Commander offered no sit-rep as to J. Lo's status.  Cpl. Gabe Garza: What? J. Lo's dead? Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Apparently that's the word.  Cpl. Josh Ray Person: I had to suck an officer's cock to get these.  the cap before the last one's one of my favorite ray caps ever.     Cpl. Josh Ray Person: [in response to a child’s letter] Dear Frederick, thank you for your nice letter, but I am actually a US Marine who was born to kill, whereas clearly you seam to have mistaken me for some sort of wine sipping, communist dick suck. And although peace probably appeals to tree hugging bi-sexuals like you and your parents, I happen to be a death-dealing, blood-crazed warrior who wakes up every day just hoping for the chance to dismember my enemies and defile their civilizations. Peace sucks a hairy asshole, Freddy. War is the mother-fucking answer.   that last cap's adorable. I really love this scene, they're like having a family dinner here.  Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Actually, most avid readers of Rolling Stone only really know what it feels like to have a cock up their assholes. Evan 'Scribe' Wright: Could be worse. I used to write for Hustler. Cpl. James Chaffin: you wrote for Huslter? 'Doc' Bryan: We're in the presence of greatness. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: What did you write for Huslter? Evan 'Scribe' Wright: Porn reviews, hot letters, beaver hunt. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: You wrote beaver hunt? Brad, This guy wrote beaver hunt! Oh shit, He must have those polaroids of your mom.  Brad was totally amused by this. Over an espresso maker? lol boys. sometimes it feels like they're 5 year olds.  Evan 'Scribe' Wright: AAA batteries. Dip... skoal and Copenhagen, baby wipes, various flavored Pringles in a can, and adult diapers, as requested. Why do you need me to get you all this stuff? Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: In the infinite wisdom of whoever runs the military post-exchange stores, they won't sell this stuff in quantity to actual military personnel. For civilians like yourself, the sky's the limit. Evan 'Scribe' Wright: And why is that? Cpl. Josh Ray Person: To keep us angry. If Marines could get what they need when they need it, we would be happy, and we wouldn't be ready to kill people all the time. See, the marine corps is like America's little pit bull. They beat us, mistreat us, and once in a while let us out to attack somebody.  Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Titanium, 16 lbs. I had it custom engineered. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: See When the Marines invade a foreign country, we gotta buy all our own shit. Me and Brad spent $500 of our own money just fixing up the Humvee... Bought our own antennas, filters, cammie nets. We even painted it ourselves. So yeah, homes, we pimpin'.   Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Brad, we have major activity on the wire. 2-0 unidentified victors at the checkpoint. Fuck, they're coming through the gates! Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Un-fucking-believable. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: The shit is on. Has to be.  Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Just when I thought I'd stopped loving the marine corps they go and do this.  Cpl. Josh Ray Person: What the fuck is taking so long? We've been sitting here for four goddamn hours. Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Don't spit on my Humvee, Ray. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: I didn't. Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Ray, you spit with your lips, you always get it on the side of my Humvee. I heard you spit with your lips. Spit with your teeth Ray.  Cpl. Josh Ray Person: War scribe, want some dip? First couple of times I dipped, I puked a little bit. But as long as you don't get it. In Brad's Humvee, we won't mind.  he just looks so darn pretty here.  Cpl. Josh Ray Person: You know it doesn't make you gay if you think Rudy's hot. We all think he's hot. [to rudy] Jesus, you're beautiful. you have to watch this. or friendship over. it's gold.  Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley: Anyone want a charms? Cpl. Josh Ray Person: What, are you an idiot? Never ever let charms into this vehicle again. and watch (0:00-0:38) ray singing sk8r boi, I love that nate just smiles at rays crazy ways, because he keeps his boys happy. Also fun fact: that's when I fell in love with ray person. I just love a guy who can sing sk8r boi.   mr and mrs. colbert singing, watch the fuck out of this video 0:38-1:23). they're so gay for each other.  Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Check it out! They got their own Fruity Rudy.  Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Our first contact with armed Iraqis and we wave them off like bitches. Cpl. Gabe Garza: I had a beautiful head shot. Sgt. Rodolfo 'Rudy' Reyes: We all did brother. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: You know what happens when you get out of the Marine Corps? You get your brains back.  Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Turn it over, Ray. We're Oscar Mike. |
02. The Cradle Of Civilization;   Cpl. Josh Ray Person: My god, look at this. "Angry american." "Get some"? "Don't tread on me" "Let's roll"... Fuck, man. I hate that fucking cheesy moto bullshit. Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Ray, when you're right, you're right. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: You know, it's like that song; when stars and stripes and eagles fly. Fuck, man, eagles fly in Canada too. When we got back from Afghanistan my mom tried to play me that song and I was all, fuck no Mom. I'm a Marine. I don't need to fly a little fucking patriotic flag on my car to show that I'm patriotic. Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: That song is straight homosexual country-music special olympic gay.  Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Two One actual is... on a mission. Taking a dump. First combat dump in country. Over.  Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Shit, homes. I forgot to tell you he was on the radio for you. I'm sorry. brad is obviously don draper okay, ray's his loyal pretty wife and nate's his mistress.   Cpl. Josh Ray Person: You guys in Alpha getting some? Cpl. John Burris: Same as you dick smokers in Bravo. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Oh shit, look. Cody's got a diary. Cpl. Jason Lilley: Get some, Brah. Cpl. Cody Scott: Give it back. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: No, listen. "Leading men into battle is my calling." Not bad, Corporal. "Since I was young, I felt drawn to the warrior society." That's a little gay. "Our minions are..." jeez. "Our minions are rolling"? John, he just called you a minion. "The people here live like rats." Cpl. Cody Scott: Give it! Cpl. Josh Ray Person: "Hopefully what we are doing will lead them to a better life." Your calling wasn't to be a warrior, man, it was to be a fucking retard.  Cpl. Josh Ray Person: How come Alpha gets to pop their cherry and we don't?  Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley: Sergeant, I thought they were gonna send us over the bridge in the darkness. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Not retarded enough. Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Careful with the ripped fuel. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Fuck, man. I'm on 30 hours, no sleep. Beat the record in high school when I was on the debate team. Evan 'Scribe' Wright: Wait a minute... You were on the debate team? Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: What channels for the 119? Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Six, Four and T.A.D.-Seven. I was really really fucking good, but all the other guys on team thought I was high all of the time. Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Shut up, Ray. All right, let's make some money.  Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Every time baptista gets excited, his english goes out the fucking window. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: And he's not even a citizen. He snuck in from whatever fucking greaseball country he's from and now he's a marine? You know, there oughta at least be some sort of grammar test before you're out here blowin' shit up with heavy weapons. Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: If they did that, fucking bucktooth, cross-eyed, sister-fucking hicks like you wouldn't get in either.   this scene's epic, if you wanna watch it (click me!) Cpl. Josh Ray Person: That fucking sucks, Trombley. Your recruiting officer tell you you get to shoot people? Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley: Fucking-a he did. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: See Trombley asked about shooting people. I asked about pussy. The guy told me I'd get to go to Thailand, get all kinds of strange. What'd you ask about, Brad? Brad probably saw that tv commercial. The one with the knight who fucks up the dragon then turns into the marine. Cpl. Walt Hasser: Dress blues with the sword. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: That fucking dress-blues commercial, man, that got so many fucking guys. Now look at us! Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I am half a world away from good thai pussy and colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt, Iraq, hunting for dragons in a M.O.P. Suit that smells like four days of piss and ballsweat. Cpl. Walt Hasser: haha, Nice! Cpl. Josh Ray Person: You should have rolled into battle with a sword, Brad. That would have fucking rocked.      Cpl. Josh Ray Person: I see foot-mobiles. 12 o'clock, 100 meters. Damn Brad! They're fucking hotties! I didn't know hajis could be hotties. I thought they were all camel-faced hags. As-salamu alaykum, ladies. Damn, homey. Better than when I was in my band! Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: 'cause they haven't heard you play.   Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley: against marriage, Sergeant? Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Brad got dumped. Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: My sweetheart since junior high... left me... and married my best friend since junior high. We're all still friends. They're one of those happy couples that likes to take pictures of themselves and hang 'em up all over their goddamn house. Sometimes I go over there just to look at my ex-fiancee doing all the things I used to do with he with my best friend. Surfing and... jet skiing. It's nice having friends. there was alot of fighting after this and then this(gif) these guys have the most adorable smiles. |
o3. Screwby;  Re: the last cap. Brad fucking loves his fuckin' buck-toothed, cross-eyed, sister-fucking hick pal rar ray.  Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Damn, sucker. I just got some. Look at me, Brad. I'm a man now. Just like you. Except...I don't look like a faggot and talk all educated.  You have to watch brad do the big gay al impression, watch it here. And the boys singing tainted love, here.   Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Yeah, looks like Saddam's big bad Republican Guard hajjis got wind I was coming. As the great warrior-poet Ice Cube once said, 'If the day does not require an AK, it is good.'  His hands are prettier than normal peoples hands, right?  Cpl. Josh Ray Person: I don't want to sound like I'm defending Trombley or anything... but how come nobody remembers that they declared everybody hostile? I mean, they told us to shoot at everybody. Cpl. Walt Hasser: Yeah. But you know what's even more fucked up? Trombley only shot two bursts maybe seven rounds. I mean, we're bumping down a dirt road, his targets are like 200 meters out and he hits exactly what the fuck he's shooting at? I mean, fuck, man, the boy is a cold-on deadeye killer. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Yeah, no shit. That's 'cause he's a psycho. But at least he's our psycho. |
o4. Combat Jack; Cpl. Josh Ray Person: I tell ya, jacks, it's this new generation. In the opinion of this Marine, it's all that damn gangster rap and those video games that are desensitizing today's youth to violence. PS: because I'm super nice raysfirstalmostcombatjack.gif (he was doing it next to where brad was sleeping, because the image of brad sleeping makes him come.)     Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Oh, no. Christ-lover at my 9. Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Coming this way? Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Yeah, ETA is like 10 seconds. Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: ... gotta deal with this, too. Chaplain Dude: Men, I'm holding a service and I wonder if you would take comfort in pausing for a word of prayer. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Oh, no, thank you Lt. Commander. We got the warning order so it looks like we're gonna be moving out to kill a whole bunch more of these godless heathens for you. Yeah, but don't worry; we will not rest until the Iraqi threat to your way of worship has been completely neutralized. Chaplain Dude: I'm aware of the warning order and it is for that reason that we are congregating right now for a brief service of- Cpl. Josh Ray Person: The other thing is that my team leader here, Sergeant Colbert, yeah, he was born a Hebrew and remains a practicing Christ-killer. So, it's purely out of respect for him I feel as if I'm gonna have to forgo your festive rituals.  He's totally just standing their to stare at  Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Oh, no. Now not only do we have to worry about all the Charms you've eaten, but now Brad's just pissed off God. (the first two caps are not the same. notice his eyes, james ransone is so expressive~)  Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Daddy's back. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: I know, man. I am seriously impressed. Taking dumps under pressure, man, that is our Iceman's Achilles' heel. Or Achilles' asshole. Holy shit, Brad's our Achilles' anus... Shit, man, it's really pretty country out here. Reporter: Except for the mortars. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Yeah, but they're random. I mean, come on. It's not like anybody's scoping you with an A.K. It's not personal.  Cpl. Josh Ray Person: They think we're cool 'cause we're so good at blowing shit up. (plus the boys singing teenage dirtbag, good times.)  Cpl. Josh Ray Person: God damn, man, son of a bitch and fuck. The price of Copenhagen just went up. *spits and gets it all over himself* Oh shit. |
o5. A Burning Dog;  Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Ray, what the fuck is that smell? Cpl. Josh Ray Person: M.R.E. cookies. What I did was I saved up all those creamer packets and all the sugars and I mixed in peanut butter until I sort of made... Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Just don't set your face on fire again. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Word to the motherfuckin' street, yo! I was not the one who set my face on fire. I was the fuckin' victim and you know it.    Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley: Hey, Person. Didn't your mom put your picture up on the Wal-Mart wall of heroes? Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Yep. My grandma did when I went to Afghanistan. I'm on the Nevada, Missouri Wal-Mart wall of heroes. Even got my dress blues on. Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: If my mother ever distributed my likeness without written authorization, I would disown her. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Technically speaking, Brad, but didn't your biological parents disown you when they put you up for adoption? Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Point, Ray. I was one of those unfortunates adopted by upper-middle-class professionals and nurtured in an environment of learning, art, and a socio-religious culture steeped in over two thousand years of talmudic tradition. Not everyone is lucky enough to have been raised in a Whiskey Tango trailer park by a bowlegged female whose sole qualification for motherhood is a womb that happened to catch a sperm of a passing truck driver. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: At least my mom took me to Nascar.     I LOVE THOSE FUGLY PIMP GLASSES. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Yeah, it's obvious I was wrong about invading Iraq for NAMBLA. It turns out we're actually here to set up a forward Starbucks. Christ, look, we've already inserted our Fruity Barista. Thank you very much. Now all we need is some shitty fucking music playing, like Norah Jones, a couple of high-school girls getting super fat on iced lattes, a homeless guy trying to scam the key to the restroom, and some faggot writing his novel on a laptop.    Cpl. Josh Ray Person: hey hey hey, You guys, I just did a really dirty thing. You know that picture of Rolling Stone's girlfriend? Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: I think it's safe to say we all know her intimately at this point. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: I got it back from Bravo Three and I swear I was gonna give it back to him. But I ran into Wasik on the way over here. I traded that bitch for some pec-2 batteries! Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Ray, you pimped her out. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: She is a dirty little hoochie, isn't she? Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Got any for the thermals? Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Jesus, dude. It's a picture of a reporter's girlfriend, not of J. Lo's cum-dripping twat. Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Yeah, you're right.   Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Turn it over, Ray. Trombley, stow this. (ray starts singing really loudly, brad shuts him up) Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Sorry, dude. Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Pass me some of your ripped fuel. And I fucking mean it about the country music. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: You know Brad, you're right. Now isn't an appropriate time for country music. I was thinking a little more old-school R&B.Because look, I'm Stevie Wonder, blind as a motherfucker in my piece-of-shit N.V.Gs. ps: he starts singing and then he's like were best friends and touches brads shoulders, it's sweet. watch it here (5:10-5:20)  Cpl. Josh Ray Person: What up, yo? Holy fucking shit, dude. Unreal. Rude, check it out. I'm you. Here, dead. Alive. I'm dead here. Now I'm alive. I'm dead. Alive. Dead. Sgt. Rodolfo 'Rudy' Reyes: Ray. What's your point? Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Just trying to cheer you up, brother. Fucking unreal.  Evan 'Scribe' Wright: Why didn't we go this way last night? Cpl. Josh Ray Person: You're not thinking military, dude. See, bypassing the ambush is just what the ambushers expected us to do. Evan 'Scribe' Wright: If they expected us to bypass them, why did they set up the ambush? Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Because they're not professional military. |
o6. Stay Frosty; humpingwalt.gif (thank you peopleareshapes!) Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Hey, Walt. Feel the love. Walt, baby. Cpl. Walt Hasser: Just leave me the fuck alone. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Finally, he speaks.  Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: I liked it better when we were starving. Then I didn't have to see shit all over your face. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Want some?  Lt. Nathaniel Fick: But we're gonna see if there's a better way to stop these cars. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Walt's got a great way, Lt. Shoot the driver, stop the car.  Cpl. Josh Ray Person: This is really interesting brad. You know, Iraqis don't really seem good at fighting, but then they never really completely surrender either. Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Put down that fucking milkshake and dig a fucking hole. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Why, so I can be more like the teacher's pet? Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Yeah, that's exactly it. You should be more like Trombley. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: More like Trombley?   Cpl. Josh Ray Person: More like Trombley?! The guys chant: Whopper Jr.  Evan 'Scribe' Wright: why were they calling you Whopper Jr.? Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley: They were calling me that? Evan 'Scribe' Wright: Ray... Why were they calling him that? (ray gives them the idk look, PRESH!) and Lt. Nathaniel Fick: How's your teams combat effectiveness? Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Well, we got Person's allergies, but none of my teams got the shits.   Cpl. Josh Ray Person: What, did you like give him some Rolling Stone drugs or something? Evan 'Scribe' Wright: No. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: What the fuck did you do to him? Evan 'Scribe' Wright: Asked him what he would be if he wasn't Marine. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Oh my god, he wants to be a ballerina? That's my fuckin' dream.   Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: There's something I've been keeping from you. I wasn't sure we were gonna live to share this moment. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Chef Boyardee, the master! Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: To celebrate. Trombley, get a fire going.  Cpl. Josh Ray Person: You deceiving, conniving, hebrew motherfucker. How were you gonna keep this from your dearest pal Rayray?  Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: I got one more secret to share. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Juggs!! Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: No no! Wait! Not yet. I need some I need some time with this alone. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Come on. Just give me one. Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Just calm down. You'll get your sloppy seconds with Jasmine. You gotta share with Trombley. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: What? He'll kill her! Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley: Eat, fuck, kill all the same, right? Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Yeah! All the same if you're a fucking psycho. I'm telling you, I fear for Jasmine.  Evan 'Scribe' Wright: Speaking of which, one of you guys still has my girlfriend's picture. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Dude, I hate to tell you this, but your girlfriend's is a kind of a whore. Evan 'Scribe' Wright: What? Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Yeah, last time I saw her, she was doing all of H&S company. Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: She doesn't deserve you, man.  Cpl. Josh Ray Person: What the fuck are you doing? Sergeant Eric Kocher: Writing in my journal. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: About all this shit? What, about you're singlehandedly winning this war? That's the type of shit that Cody puts in his little diary. Sergeant Eric Kocher: Look, if they say we fought valiantly here, I want 'em to know we fought retarded. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Yeah, 'cause going into towns,storming an airfield with no observation. Sergeant Eric Kocher: .. I work for Captain America.You got fick at least. (blah blah blah, captain america shows up) Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Well, guys, it's been groovy.  Ray doesn't say alot here so just stare at his prettiness. there are three more scenes after this that I was going to picspam but I didn't find enough caps, I'll try that again later, maybe. |
o7. Bombs In The Garden; Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Were you guys singing king of the road without me? Bonus: ray write USA with his piss.gif <3   Iraqi man: Do you have Valium? Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Valium? Iraqi man: Valium. [Colbert laughs] Cpl. Josh Ray Person: N-no. Iraqi man: I can't sleep at night. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Really, why? Iraqi man: And the store to buy liquor has been closed since the bombing has been started. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Oh, that's horribl-I got uppers if you want to party all night. Iraqi man: Valium. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: No, no, just u-uppers, no downers.    Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Hey, where the fuck did you go? You haven't said two words since Baghdad. Cpl. Josh Ray Person: No more Ripped Fuel. *insert sad face here*  Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Come on brother, bring it. My sister needs her shorts back  Cpl. Josh Ray Person: [to Rudy] You're just like every other jock piece of shit in high school!  Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: You all right? (in the background) Rudy: (after the fight): Ray, brother! Ray! Manimal: Goddamnit, Rudy. Go to your little quiet place and chant, motherfucker.  Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Who do we invade now? Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: This isn't over, Ray. We don't even know what we've started.  thescene.gif (those two, ahafddkahhaa!!) stole the gif from my wife primero341.  Now you should all download the man comes around by johnny cash (here) and stare at the picspam for as long as you like. fin. |
CREDITS:
- The amazing high quality caps fom peopleareshapes.
- Quotes from generation_kill, noor and this site, imdb for their names.
- Ulle for the ljcut text. lol.
- Again noor for moral support. couldn't have done this without you bb.
- And me, for everything else lol. this post is my baby.hotlinkrape it and die.
- The amazing high quality caps fom peopleareshapes.
- Quotes from generation_kill, noor and this site, imdb for their names.
- Ulle for the ljcut text. lol.
- Again noor for moral support. couldn't have done this without you bb.
- And me, for everything else lol. this post is my baby.
